Fatherhood: License Required And Other Observations Brick Scorn

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Fatherhood: License Required And Other Observations  by  Brick Scorn

Fatherhood: License Required And Other Observations by Brick Scorn
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HAVE ANCIENT ALIENS REPEATEDLY VISITED EARTH JUST TO READ THIS EBOOK?Sometimes, we laugh so violently that we forget to insert the painful anal probe into our carbon-based captive. --Unidentified alien on a mission in Tonkawa, Oklahoma.TheMore HAVE ANCIENT ALIENS REPEATEDLY VISITED EARTH JUST TO READ THIS EBOOK?Sometimes, we laugh so violently that we forget to insert the painful anal probe into our carbon-based captive.

--Unidentified alien on a mission in Tonkawa, Oklahoma.The government refuses to comment.Editors note: Regarding the aforementioned painful anal probe, we can neither confirm nor deny said insertion(s). Please accept our apologies for the author’s careless, tactless rants.This eBook contains essays--powerful, life-changing, alien-must-read essays.Fatherhood: License Required is about the second most important job in the world.

The first, according to national surveys, is the beer vendor at the ball park. He always shows up at the right time. God Bless America. Respect the Beer Man.Also included are--Why My Driving SucksMr. Ted Nugent Can Kick Green Arrows AssMy Love For My Wife Doesnt Fit On A Bumper StickerConnor and Keith Have Married-What Time the World Will End?Favre Made A Deal With The Devil To Win Another Super BowlA BRIEF MESSAGE ABOUT YOUR POTENTIAL INVESTMENTYou could fold a dollar bill lengthwise and give it to a male or female (I don’t judge) stripper.Or, you can spend .99 and buy this eBook.

The leftover penny can be given to a grinning child. You’ll make his or her (still not judging) day.If you stop giving money to a stripper, he/she goes away.This eBook will stay with you forever.The stripper will go through your money like tainted water through a tourist.Me? Oh, I only want the best for you. I want you to live your dreams and buy my eBook. All your life, people have told you cant have both.

They laughed at you when you said you could do it. Are you really going to let them crush your spirit again? Its up to you. Know that I believe in you.Did you feel that rush of wind? It’s your ride. Spread your wings. Fly.Please scroll up and click on the Look Inside feature on the top left hand side of the page.Its free. The aliens love it.

Even with the probe, they still have at least one clickable hand.About the AuthorBrick Scorn was born prematurely on Hawaii’s big island which is why the movie Little Big Man has been his favorite since childhood. He moved to the higher/easter 48 states as a toddler when his parents realized Brick was allergic to leis. Unfortunately, he didn’t grow out of the affliction as he could never get close to getting laid as a young adult.Brick has endured many hardships (Has anyone heard of a soft ship?

Wouldn’t the champagne bottle puncture it at the christening?) in his life, including when his parents divorced after his mother realized that his father’s job title of Indoor Recreational Equipment Demonstrator was actually Waterbed Salesman.After a highly successful part-time job at a dog food plant, Brick received an Animal Husbandry scholarship from NYU (Newfoundland Yorkie University). He was a distinguished (voted most likely to give his professors prematurely grey hair at the temples) student receiving some “Attaboys”, several “Good Efforts”, and one “This is Somewhat Better”.Midway through the fourth semester of his freshman year, he switched majors and eventually earned a degree in Paranormal Romance with an emphasis in Edward (Brick has always thought that skinny, pale guys are underappreciated).



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